Caption contest!
Submit a caption for this pic (by Marit Weitnauer of deviantArt) taken last week at the Belly Up in Solana Beach, for a chance to win a free ‘Sole Inhabitant’ t-shirt!

Submit a caption for this pic (by Marit Weitnauer of deviantArt) taken last week at the Belly Up in Solana Beach, for a chance to win a free ‘Sole Inhabitant’ t-shirt!

EuGropeUh and the Private Twins
“Buddha-pest by blimp.”
“The Thomas Dolby fans enjoyed a more hands-on experience at this show”
The Abdominal Showman
a caption submission…..
“I won the caption contest!!! Now where is my tee so I can unload this sweaty green shirt with handprints all overi it!? “
WoooHooo! Gotta do this more often!!
Three more here…
“Now THAT’S Windpower!”
“Someone at the merchandise table let it slip to the fans that backstage passes would require a little more than just buying a CD…”
Aaaand for the throwaway:
“Close…But No Cigar!”
TMDR ponders, “Next time I must request that the stage be a bit taller.”
And now to deal with the REST of the Justice League!!!
OOOOOOh yah rub my “Belly Up” and down in Solana Beach
Photo#1 of 20
Entered into evidence: 12/29/06
San Francisco Superior Court
Docket#:0087-109-98675
Beller vs. Dolby
The Hannon finger exercises have paid off at last for Mr. Dolby.
Thomas Dolby shows the folks at Seseme Street how to REALLY count to ten.
“rub a dub dub.. Dolby in a club”
“Thomas Dolby in Arizona Jail”
TheSmokingGun has the picture that started it all. Shown in this picture are the hands of miss Sheila Fertona, the 14 year old girl Thomas Dolby was later found with in the back of his tour bus while passing through Tuscon, Az.
He was on tour to promote his latest bluegrass album ‘The soul of the inhabitant’ after a hiatus of 15 years from the music scene.
UPDATE:We have received email from several people suggesting that Thomas Dolby plays electronic music, and the name of the alubum is ‘The Sole Inhabitant’. Sorry for the confusion.
Myth busted: you really don’t go blind when you…..
1. She blinded me with….oww, oww, oww- mic in the EYE!!
2. Miss Sakamoto…..who loves you baby?
3. Go on….make me turn my head and cough…
Thomas’s experimentation with trying to fuse analog synthesizer parts into his stomach went terribly wrong as the molecular structure of his body spontaneously grew hands while performing…
One example of a Rorschach Inkblot interpretation….
“Boy, Fran, when you said Dolby had a magnetic personality,
you weren’t kidding! My *hands* are stuck!!”
a final one.. this is way too addictive!!
“She blinded me with abplyance”
“Palmolive softens hands while you do the loops!”
“OK, you rub my tummy and I’ll pat my head, then I’ll rub your tummy and you pat your head…do you think this dance will ever catch on???”
“This is better than Gaviscon!”
I’m melting I’m melting !……..( insert Margaret Hamilton sample here )
Dolby Considers ’07 Tour
My Second Choice..
“SCIENCE!”
(With a series of secret scientific martial arts, K-fed was left clutching at Thomas Dolby to remain standing! Forget Rocky XIV! Thomas Dolby was quoted as saying to K-FED: “I must break you!”)
1. We sold 20 T-shirts tonight! I win the bet!
2. Ladies and gentlemen…..I present to you the new Yamaha DX7,000,000. Check out this new mode….
Europa, who’s the famous one now, B*tch??!!
Windpower!
“Yes, I did want a massage, but not DURING the show!”
“A new album, please… I beg you!”
Audience participation at it’s finest
While you’re down there, can you pull my power cable, about _this_ much…
Thomas receives an unexpected display of just how much his fans have missed him.
Demonstrating the life-size Dolby Plush Toy: If you press here, it raises its’ arms and says “Continent-tal-tal-tal…yeah!!”
Ok folks, the caption contest is over! Stay tuned for the result.
“You contract; I’ll push – soon we’ll get that baby out of your eye”
.. I know its a late entry — thanks for the fun !
Michael
Denver, CO
“Hi, I’m Hellraiser’s younger and NICER brother”
I know it’s over but I can’t resist…
The Flat Girth
Ok, since there arent’ any results yet, I have another one:
“Thomas Dolby testdrives a new car”
“Touching an alien”
That night, at concerts end with applause and adulation running high… Mr. Dolby’s uncontained enthusiasm permeates uncontrollably outwards with his rendition of Oliva Newton John’s Physical.