Caption contest!
Submit a caption for this pic (by Marit Weitnauer of deviantArt) taken last week at the Belly Up in Solana Beach, for a chance to win a free ‘Sole Inhabitant’ t-shirt!
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December 9th, 2006 at 10:22 am
Thinking she was simply rubbing a Buddha’s belly for luck, this innocent concert-goer was instead treated to an encore of Hot Sauce.
December 9th, 2006 at 10:28 am
There once was a pop-star named Thomas
Who’s hot, funky tracks he laid on us,
But something seemed rotten
When a fan asked, “is this cotton?”
While rubbing Sir Dolby’s grey bodice.
December 9th, 2006 at 11:19 am
By degrees, he’ll loosen her composure
She knows he knows she knows he knows
December 9th, 2006 at 11:25 am
Or…
Mr Dolby reveals the key to achieving maximum polyphony…
December 9th, 2006 at 11:46 am
Which proves the saying “Many hands make Fairlight work”.
December 9th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Caption:
“FEEL THE SCIENCE, WOMAN!”
December 9th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
The fans admire Mr. Dolby’s washboard, six-pack abs.
December 9th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Here are a couple…..
“All Hail the Electronic Hulk!”
“The Mad Doctor Roars”
December 9th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Ok, some more hehe…
“Mr. Dolby shows us what he’s on The Flat Abs Tour.”
“With rock solid melodies building smoothly over pumping beats, champ of champs Thomas Dolby carried his weight without fail—he flexed his musical muscle through not one, but three sets to an admiring audience. Hands down, this show was best in its class”
(Hey, these caption fests are fun!)
December 9th, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Oh no, can’t edit these posts. First one should be:
“Mr. Dolby shows us what he’s got on The Flat Abs Tour.â€
December 9th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
“Gotta tough this out. I hope no one can tell but my shingles are having a cloudburst”.
December 9th, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Well. one more.
“And in time you’ll come to understand
This flat old ab is in your gentle hands”
December 9th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
In a double blind study, researchers proved today that tummy rubs can cause involuntary gestures while involuntary uttering the word “yes!”
December 9th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
‘I’m SO glad I bought the optional massage attachment
for my keyboard stand…juuuuuuust a little lower now… *ohhhhhhh*…’
December 9th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
“Blimey… Virtual Reality has really come a long way since the early 90′s!” commented Mr Dolby while enjoying the new InEyeâ„¢ Haptic Feedback retinal projection attachment to his trademark head-mounted display system.
December 9th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
A fan decided to check if she was “impressed with the size of that chest.” This snap shows she’s not the intellectual child.
December 9th, 2006 at 2:06 pm
“Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off.”
“No, the keys to your Ferrari are in my other pocket,” Thomas exclaims during a recent show.
Despite the relentless pleading from the large crowd of loyal fans, Thomas opted to keep his shirt on through the entire performance.
Along with a new song, Thomas also revealed his new tattoo to avid concertgoers with the help of an eager fan.
“After the concert, Thomas held the traditional Meet, Greet, and Feel with audience-goers.”
“A fan at the ready as Mr. Dolby prepares to dive into the audience for the fifth time.”
December 9th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
One more shot here…
“In the middle of a performance, Thomas Dolby looked down and suddenly noticed the horrible long-term effects of Miss Sakamoto’s chemicals…”
December 9th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
One more LOL…
“Thomas bellying up at the Belly Up!”
December 9th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
“Thank you, Thing!”
December 9th, 2006 at 3:32 pm
Thomas Dolby, who is fond of windsufing, prepares to go crowd surfing at a recent concert.
December 9th, 2006 at 3:34 pm
And at that moment!…I thought of my fans!
December 9th, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Vishnu decides to modernize and goes on tour!
December 9th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Commander Dolby soon discovered that resisting the “Borg” was indeed futile. And in fact, that there were fringe benefits to giving in.
December 9th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
Thomas Dolby demos the latest M-Audio Trigger Finger.
December 9th, 2006 at 4:52 pm
“Look at dis. Ven I sqweeze my awms like dis, it makes me look bigga. Vat do you tink?”
December 9th, 2006 at 5:10 pm
(Breathy, “spiritual” voice:)
“The Synth God…He is…with child.”
(Viva t-shirt!)
December 9th, 2006 at 6:17 pm
Seance medium Dolby, before an audience of men of science and noted skeptics, successfully manifests his specialty, “The Living Hands of Cleopatra,” which none of the assemblege could adequately explain.
December 9th, 2006 at 6:42 pm
DOLBY DUDE DEEMS DARING DIVA DELICIOUSLY DIRTY
December 9th, 2006 at 7:06 pm
For God’s sake, man, BACK UP before you FALL on me !!
December 9th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
Warning irreverent Australian humour ensues…..
“Suspicions confirmed, Dolby, handy little prick”
Greetings from Paul, Hamilton Island, Great Barrier Reef, Australia.
December 9th, 2006 at 7:51 pm
“She could feel my chemistry”
December 9th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
Yes!!! Now this is why I got back into the music business. This sort of thing just doesn’t happen at the ringtone symposiums!
December 9th, 2006 at 11:27 pm
Great catering at this gig! Ooooooh! Finger food!
December 9th, 2006 at 11:47 pm
“news just in on my head set folks,tevez has scored for the hammers!!! now,where was i?”
December 10th, 2006 at 12:43 am
I am the mighty ungulator!! (Whatver the f@&k that means)
See me roar like a lion!!!
December 10th, 2006 at 12:44 am
“Look ma, I’m a rockstar!!!”
December 10th, 2006 at 12:48 am
“It’s been a long time since I’ve been out on the road, so there are all sorts of neat new gadgets that I had never seen before. But my favorite new toy has got to be this new atiuculating….er, hang on”
December 10th, 2006 at 12:52 am
In San Diego, Thomas DOlby rolls out his new new meet’n greet policy for his loyal fans.
December 10th, 2006 at 12:54 am
Next day, Thomas is flat on his back with a virus. Coincidence? I think not.
December 10th, 2006 at 12:55 am
Pictures tell a thousand words. This picture needs no caption. It’s all in the wrists.
December 10th, 2006 at 7:37 am
” Look Mom! No Hands!!!..ooOOOh that’s where there went!”
December 10th, 2006 at 8:04 am
:giggle-sorry only one cup of coffe & cold fingers : P
†Look Mom! No Hands!!!..ooOOOh that’s where they went!â€
December 10th, 2006 at 8:27 am
Mr. Dolby’s keyboard prowess was finally revealed to be the result of an extra set of hands mysteriously growing from his waist…
(I’m giving myself extra points for keeping my caption clean. So many ideas, so few I’m willing to post.)
December 10th, 2006 at 8:37 am
I just blew my load!!!!
December 10th, 2006 at 11:05 am
May the paunch be with you.
December 10th, 2006 at 11:06 am
Europa, my pirate twins are lower.
December 10th, 2006 at 11:17 am
Crunches crunches, I do these crunches, I…don’t want to brag about. Crunches crunches, I do these crunches, but my 6-pak is a thing to tout.
December 10th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
“WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY MICROPHONE YOU STUPID WOMAN!!”
December 10th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Actually wait, I’ve got a better one: “As Thomas Dolby exits the stage after another mindblowing performance, an MGM executive decides he’s be perfect for the returning role of Blofield in the new Bond movie”
December 10th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
EuGropeUh and the Private Twins
December 10th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
“Buddha-pest by blimp.”
December 10th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
“The Thomas Dolby fans enjoyed a more hands-on experience at this show”
December 10th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
The Abdominal Showman
December 10th, 2006 at 3:30 pm
a caption submission…..
“I won the caption contest!!! Now where is my tee so I can unload this sweaty green shirt with handprints all overi it!? “
December 10th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
WoooHooo! Gotta do this more often!!
December 10th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Three more here…
“Now THAT’S Windpower!”
“Someone at the merchandise table let it slip to the fans that backstage passes would require a little more than just buying a CD…”
Aaaand for the throwaway:
“Close…But No Cigar!”
December 10th, 2006 at 4:58 pm
TMDR ponders, “Next time I must request that the stage be a bit taller.”
December 10th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
And now to deal with the REST of the Justice League!!!
December 10th, 2006 at 6:08 pm
OOOOOOh yah rub my “Belly Up” and down in Solana Beach
December 10th, 2006 at 6:12 pm
Photo#1 of 20
Entered into evidence: 12/29/06
San Francisco Superior Court
Docket#:0087-109-98675
Beller vs. Dolby
December 10th, 2006 at 6:27 pm
The Hannon finger exercises have paid off at last for Mr. Dolby.
December 10th, 2006 at 6:29 pm
Thomas Dolby shows the folks at Seseme Street how to REALLY count to ten.
December 10th, 2006 at 6:38 pm
“rub a dub dub.. Dolby in a club”
December 10th, 2006 at 7:01 pm
“Thomas Dolby in Arizona Jail”
TheSmokingGun has the picture that started it all. Shown in this picture are the hands of miss Sheila Fertona, the 14 year old girl Thomas Dolby was later found with in the back of his tour bus while passing through Tuscon, Az.
He was on tour to promote his latest bluegrass album ‘The soul of the inhabitant’ after a hiatus of 15 years from the music scene.
UPDATE:We have received email from several people suggesting that Thomas Dolby plays electronic music, and the name of the alubum is ‘The Sole Inhabitant’. Sorry for the confusion.
December 10th, 2006 at 7:04 pm
Myth busted: you really don’t go blind when you…..
December 10th, 2006 at 7:29 pm
1. She blinded me with….oww, oww, oww- mic in the EYE!!
2. Miss Sakamoto…..who loves you baby?
3. Go on….make me turn my head and cough…
December 10th, 2006 at 7:33 pm
Thomas’s experimentation with trying to fuse analog synthesizer parts into his stomach went terribly wrong as the molecular structure of his body spontaneously grew hands while performing…
December 10th, 2006 at 8:22 pm
One example of a Rorschach Inkblot interpretation….
December 10th, 2006 at 9:14 pm
“Boy, Fran, when you said Dolby had a magnetic personality,
you weren’t kidding! My *hands* are stuck!!”
December 10th, 2006 at 9:17 pm
a final one.. this is way too addictive!!
“She blinded me with abplyance”
December 10th, 2006 at 10:55 pm
“Palmolive softens hands while you do the loops!”
December 11th, 2006 at 1:26 am
“OK, you rub my tummy and I’ll pat my head, then I’ll rub your tummy and you pat your head…do you think this dance will ever catch on???”
December 11th, 2006 at 2:13 am
“This is better than Gaviscon!”
December 11th, 2006 at 6:12 am
I’m melting I’m melting !……..( insert Margaret Hamilton sample here )
December 11th, 2006 at 6:34 am
Dolby Considers ’07 Tour
December 11th, 2006 at 6:37 am
My Second Choice..
“SCIENCE!”
December 11th, 2006 at 6:42 am
(With a series of secret scientific martial arts, K-fed was left clutching at Thomas Dolby to remain standing! Forget Rocky XIV! Thomas Dolby was quoted as saying to K-FED: “I must break you!”)
December 11th, 2006 at 6:59 am
1. We sold 20 T-shirts tonight! I win the bet!
2. Ladies and gentlemen…..I present to you the new Yamaha DX7,000,000. Check out this new mode….
December 11th, 2006 at 7:13 am
Europa, who’s the famous one now, B*tch??!!
December 11th, 2006 at 8:00 am
Windpower!
December 11th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
“Yes, I did want a massage, but not DURING the show!”
December 11th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
“A new album, please… I beg you!”
December 11th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Audience participation at it’s finest
December 11th, 2006 at 3:05 pm
While you’re down there, can you pull my power cable, about _this_ much…
December 11th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
Thomas receives an unexpected display of just how much his fans have missed him.
December 11th, 2006 at 9:10 pm
Demonstrating the life-size Dolby Plush Toy: If you press here, it raises its’ arms and says “Continent-tal-tal-tal…yeah!!”
December 11th, 2006 at 9:16 pm
Ok folks, the caption contest is over! Stay tuned for the result.
December 12th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
“You contract; I’ll push – soon we’ll get that baby out of your eye”
.. I know its a late entry — thanks for the fun !
Michael
Denver, CO
December 18th, 2006 at 10:54 am
“Hi, I’m Hellraiser’s younger and NICER brother”
December 18th, 2006 at 7:03 pm
I know it’s over but I can’t resist…
The Flat Girth
December 19th, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Ok, since there arent’ any results yet, I have another one:
“Thomas Dolby testdrives a new car”
December 28th, 2006 at 11:38 pm
“Touching an alien”
February 10th, 2007 at 11:52 am
That night, at concerts end with applause and adulation running high… Mr. Dolby’s uncontained enthusiasm permeates uncontrollably outwards with his rendition of Oliva Newton John’s Physical.